An Engineer With Love

Atap Rumah Bocor. Engineer cadang, roof contractor buat technical evaluation first because not his area of expertise. Accountants decided to panjat atap (without safety equipment + without knowledge + without training) ; evaluated and recommended how to rectify the problem. Then called the "contractor". After ketuk there and there, the contractor sent the bills to the accountants. Accountants then sent the bills to the Engineer with note "please pay".

Upon receiving the bills : Engineer bercakap dengan GERAM: "No way I am going to pay to you ASTUTE, after 3 or 4 months, atap akan bocor semula and you guys akan datang semula for more money. Baiki and baiki, without knowing the root cause of the problem + request more money from me. What, some kind of extortion ke ni?"

Solve your own problem le or pakai duit U sendiri (while thinking rumput di seberang sana lebih hijau).

----- Oscar Wilde -----

All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the star.

----- 1st Thumb Up -----

How to stimulate creativity? Go live abroad

People who live abroad are more creative; and the more time they spend away from home, the more creative they become. That’s according to a recent study done by William Maddux, an assistant professor of organisational behavior at INSEAD.

Interesting right.

Read more: http://knowledge.insead.edu/Howtostimulatecreativity090612.cfm?vid=255

Sugar Rush – Public Speaking

Some of us have overcome our fears but most not. Numerous polls and studies have identified public speaking as people’s No.1, all time fear, ahead of snakes, spiders and death itself. Comedian Jerry Seinfield once observed that at a funeral, most people would rather be in the casket than giving the eulogy.Ai yoook.

Well, what can I say other than face the reality. The first word out of my mouth was little more than croaked. I cleared my throats again, and again. Out of the blue, my mind went completely blanked. Ah Shuck! But in the end of the day, I did not die, after all. Hopefully I can improve my presentation skill. Any tips friends?

Click here to hear my first timeat the Toastmaster club.

-------------------------- Ger Liebe ------------------------

LIEBE


Liebst du um Schönheit , oh nicht mich liebe
Liebe die Jonne , sie träght ein goldenes Haar
Liebst du um Jugend , oh nicht mich liebe
Liebe den frahling , der jung ist jedes Jahr
Liebst du um Schtze , oh nich mich liebe
Liebe die Meerfrau , sie hat viele Perlen klar
Liebst du um liebe , oh ja mich liebe
Liebe mich immer , dich lieb ich immerder!


Sein herz , ist nicht mehr Freitag
Nimm meins , dann hast du eins
Deins ist mir einersei
Ich will seins oder keins


Ein Jungling liebte ein Mädchen , doch die hat einen
Anderen erwäht
Doch der andere liebt eine andere
Und hat sich mit dieser vermählt
Das ist Sie alte Geschichte
Doch ist sie ewig neu
Und wem sie just passiert
Dem bricht sie das Herz entzwei

Danke.